If I Lived at Trump Place

If I were to be Miss USA I would spend a year living in a chic Trump Place apartment in NYC with the beautiful Miss Universe & Miss Teen USA as my roommates! While thinking about how I would spend my time there I decided to write a limerick to illustrate it... enjoy...

Trump Place

To live there would be quite exquisite,

New Mexicans surely must visit.

I’d summon Miss Teen USA

To a ritual dance off each day,

Then make her a sweet ‘nana split!

toes, shows, & bows,